daneon-frost:

The guy getting mugged by the chickens

(Source: littlechinesedoll)

(Reblogged from lesbeanyweenies)
ka-ka-ka-kanaya:

in which john describes homestuck

ka-ka-ka-kanaya:

in which john describes homestuck

(Reblogged from lesbeanyweenies)

foreveralone-lyguy:

winchester-gospels:

foreveralone-lyguy:

I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.

image

REBELLION. 

Who brought this back

(Reblogged from lesbeanyweenies)

sswincestiel:

gambling-withdesire:

superbooked:

i want to open a book store that is 24 hours and people can finally go out at like 2am and be like “i just finished the first book in the series i need the next one stat” or if people are just having a stressful night and want to be surrounded by books

My favorite part about this post is that someone understands that it’s calming to be surrounded by books

a book nightclub.

read responsibly.

Someone make this happen pls.

(Reblogged from lesbeanyweenies)

maidofpuns:

muttkid:

flink-ansikt:

flikkerlicht:

Super edgy pastel graphics telling you how not to be an asshole!

THANK YOU

YES

THESE ARE PERFECT

these are so fucking great

I want to switch my major to feminist studies, become a prof, and post these in my classroom

(Reblogged from cavalreapers)

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

(Reblogged from gothitellle)

PSA: HOMESTUCKS

dersekingdom:

terminallycosplay:

SNAZAROO Blows Up In The Microwave

  1. snazaroo blows up in the microwave
  • my friend set a hotel microwave on fire

THIS STUFF IS NOT SAFE 

You put snazaroo under hot water or in hot water. That will give it the same liquid texture you need as in the microwave. You just need a sealed container for it so the water doesn’t leak into the snazaroo, leave it for twenty mins and check it, and keep adding hot water. This is what a few of my friends do at cons. 

(Reblogged from lesbeanyweenies)

wytchprincess:

when i was a child i thought ‘male enhancement’ pills just made you a better guy. they made you pleasant to be around. the man on the commercial had a big smile on his face and they made a point of how happy his wife was and everyone loved him. this is honestly what i thought

(Source: vayena)

(Reblogged from lesbeanyweenies)
(Reblogged from lesbeanyweenies)
j-to-rule-the-world:

theofficialariel:

hella-nick:

bringindanoiz:

angel-of-devils:

izzayronii:

babytaeminlove:

hewasthedrummer:

lindseyway:

Story goes that this entity is the most evil known out there and it seems to seek people of all ages that do not reblog this. The name non-tumblr users have already been killed and you’re next.
That is, if you reblog this, he’ll let you live. Now, do it. My friend Katy didn’t know how to reblog and within the hour, she died. I warned her but she didn’t

ok tumblr srsly i fucking hate you but that fucking picture ok i’ll reblog this

fuckfuckfuckfuck

this is just so i can sleep alright tonight…

I’m a lil bitch, ok??

This thing looks like thE CHOCOLATE LADy from spongebob

CHOCOLATE

I remember when they invented chocolate. 
I always hated it. 

last two comments and the tumblr savior cats have made this bullshit null and void forever and ever amen.

j-to-rule-the-world:

theofficialariel:

hella-nick:

bringindanoiz:

angel-of-devils:

izzayronii:

babytaeminlove:

hewasthedrummer:

lindseyway:

Story goes that this entity is the most evil known out there and it seems to seek people of all ages that do not reblog this. The name non-tumblr users have already been killed and you’re next.

That is, if you reblog this, he’ll let you live. Now, do it. My friend Katy didn’t know how to reblog and within the hour, she died. I warned her but she didn’t

ok tumblr srsly i fucking hate you but that fucking picture ok i’ll reblog this

fuckfuckfuckfuck

this is just so i can sleep alright tonight…

I’m a lil bitch, ok??

This thing looks like thE CHOCOLATE LADy from spongebob

CHOCOLATE

I remember when they invented chocolate. 

I always hated it. 

last two comments and the tumblr savior cats have made this bullshit null and void forever and ever amen.

(Reblogged from j-to-rule-the-world)